Ever wonder if your Chief Judge is well-endowed? Or circumcised? Well, if you happen to practice in Key West, we may be able to help you.
The above snaps are from dating sites including Manhunt, posted by "DavidKW", who bears a remarkable resemblance to David Audlin, the current Chief Judge of Florida's 16th Judicial Circuit.
Messages to Audlin's office asking him to confirm/deny ownership of the postings weren't returned by deadline. Alas, other questions we posed via his judicial assistant and voice mail referencing the Judicial Canons remain unanswered as well.
In any event, judges are people too. Dating sites are A-OK in our book. But, does it amount to an appearance of impropriety for a chief judge to advertise his gavel length and width, or fudge on the "What I do" bio section by stating "Attorney"? And since Key West is a small town, shouldn't everyone be on notice they're hanging with a judge, just in case someday they end up before Audlin?
More unchartered terrain courtesy of the rapidly expanding world of social media. And there won't be a clear answer unlessthe JEAC weighs in. So, for now ... you make the call!
*UPDATE* - Audlin's JA stated at 2:40 PM that the judge has "no comment" after we called to see if he had reviewed this post ...
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LET'S GET SWEATY!
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